Super Pooper-Scooper!

Dirty Work Dog Waste Removal Service

I wonder if they have a human division? I mean all the crap we spread around, really, someone needs to come in and just clean up after us.

Speaking of spreading crap, one of my mom's favorite stories to tell (although it's probably not her favorite to relive), is the time I ended up fingerpainting all over the room with my doody! ::eek:: [Hey, Jim! Tell your daughter she's not the only one who has ever done that.] ;)

I admit, I've been set an example for all this talk about excrement. My good friend, the Shovel, has his own diatribe on the philosophical implications of the human act of defecation. (See, Mom, I'm watching my language!) :D His point being how full of it we are and how much of a mess it makes, and really, how much we'd just like to ignore it all.

I was just revisiting the motivation for the title to this blog (notice the new subtitle!) which was based on a very similar concept. I decided to see if there were any new graphics that I could turn into a new banner. There were some promising ones, but then I stumbled upon this service in Atlanta. If you think I've come up with some colorful euphemisms, you might need to check out the website.

What an image! All the crap that dogmas leave in their passing, and there is someone paid to come and clean it all up. Jesus, your own personal pooper-scooper service.